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Poor Man's Bling

1. (n.) When someone has more keychains than keys.
1. "Bro what are all those keys for? You must have like 10 cars!" "Nah man, it's just my poor man's bling."
by Classy Suburb Kid December 31, 2010
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Poor Man's Speakers

Any vehicle's cup holders used as speakers to enhance the music volume on anyone's android, iPhone, or iPod. Important Note: The android, iPhone, or iPod's microphone (typically positioned on the top & on the back) must be placed face up and inside the cup holder. (Therefore, the android, iPhone, or iPod must be placed face down and upside down inside the cup holder to achieve the full effect of the Poor Man's Speakers.)
Johnny and I were listening to some of the greatest tunes on my iPod while using Johnny's Poor Man's speakers!

My Daddy drives us to school, so my girlfriend, Alexis, and I love to listen to that dreamy Justin Bieber song on her iPod while using Daddy's Poor Man's speakers. It drives Daddy crazy sometimes!
by EvilGinger84 March 18, 2013
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Poor man's poison

a awesome band who made popular tiktok audios such as "HEY YOU FEED THE MACHINE BRING EM ALL BACK DOWN TO THEIR KNEES" "I AM THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOD I SM THE DEVIL YOU FOR GOT"
Poor Man's Poison (PMP) is an indy Americana, folk, bluegrass, rock band based out of Hanford California. The band consists of Ryan Hakker - Guitar, Mike Jacobs - Guitar, Tommy McCarthy - Mandolin, and Dustin Medeiros - Upright Bass, Banjo, Harmonica.
by idontevenknowanymore1 August 1, 2022
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Poor Man's Yogurt

Hank: Man that girl's a freak she swallowed my Poor Man's Yogurt.
Brian: Damn bro she is a freka.
by margsanger May 28, 2016
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Poor Orange Trash

Poor white trash that voted for Donald J. Trump for President in 2016 and swear they have “nothing against black people.”
My brother voted forTrump. He’s poor orange trash!
by Uncle H January 15, 2019
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Poor Man's Million

A lousy 10 grand.
Jim-bob's uncle died and left him a poor man's million, so he went to Vegas and doubled it up playing blackjack.
by brothersister_creativity August 8, 2018
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alcohol and poor judgement

Alcohol and poor judgement. aka college
by mr. poopypants12345 November 6, 2013
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