Being high enough to be able to call yourself cooked, roasted, fried, baked, and toasted all at the same time. Giving the essence of a chef
by Notliam January 15, 2018
When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.
Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
by WillyTheWankTank August 07, 2023
by ladreem December 19, 2016
When you're doing a girl wearing an apron and you choke her with it, then put a pestle in her ass like a buttplug.
by darkenoch December 12, 2015
“Oh, I just farted” Your such an indigestion chef”
by Kryptomanta December 13, 2022
When a rude or objectionable customer sends their plate of food back to the kitchen with an insult to the chef and/or kitchen staff whilst being rude to the waiter or waitress, and in response the chef Hawks up phlegm or even worse before it is returned to the customer. And I think that is the worst chefs kiss
The chef was angry and so insulted by the complaining customer that they returned the plate of food with a nasty chef's kiss to the unsuspecting customer
by Richard Wagner December 10, 2024