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Tons

A girl who’s genarally a nice person, hardly gets into drama with anyone. Funny afff, falls in love way too easily and is a true friend. Too affectionate, touches your shoulder if she’s not that close to you, gives you a kiss if she is. Physically attractive too.
I think I like Tons. She’s so nice
by Dreamcatcher9 August 16, 2018
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30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
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hella ton

A unit of measurement used to describe a lot of stuff mostly food.
Last night Calease ate a hella ton of cupcakes.
by Flávio May 29, 2016
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Crap ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!
by Hattermad April 4, 2019
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boob ton

A whole bunch of shit. Except in Asian countries
Got a boob ton of shit at cash n carry, the discounts are real.
by Ross danish August 30, 2016
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Shit-ton

Not quite as much as a Fuk-ton, but way more than a Shit-load , making it mean a whole hell of a lot.
"Let's go out!"
"Can't, I've got a shit-ton of homework to do by tomorrow...."
by Goddesshottness August 25, 2016
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Ton

by Kerman jones April 12, 2017
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