Squirt Purse is a slang term for female genitalia or can also be used when referring to a particularly active female ejaculation.

The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
Wow, he got me right in the squirt purse.

I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
by MrMitchybabe July 28, 2022
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A small apple which fits easily into the palm of one's hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.
"Man, I really didn't want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the Morrissey concert. Then I remembered I had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!"
by BardicLark October 27, 2016
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Slang for having a large vagina or large labia.
I can't wear this swimsuit unless I want everyone to know I have hot sauce in my purse.
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A Russian anal gape associated with the pornstar alysa gap.
Omg did you see the size of that Russian coin purse? I could fit a years salary in there.
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A slap with a purse, derived from pimp- and bitch-slaps. Usually performed by bitches, preps and breezahs (dutch preps)in bitch fit, but more and more guys are starting to wear small purses with long straps, making it good for swinging at people.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.
Yo, those ho's with a bitch fit are havin' a catfight! They're purse slapping each other to death!
by S3R14L K1LL3R March 29, 2007
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The debris that accumulates along the bottom of a women's purse that over time simulate the decomposition process and thus creatings it's own compost. Examples of items that create this nastiness are as follows : Tobacco, make-up, gum/ gum wrappers, and papers, coins, tangled up jewelry, unwrapped tampons, bottle caps, safety pins, pencil shavings, leaking pens, broken finger nails, etc.
"I better clean out my purse, I feel it starting to get heavier with purse soil, disgusting! "
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!
by Cuntstina June 11, 2019
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