Poor man's whiteclaw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Man's Whiteclaw instead!

by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

Poor man's Plato

Jesus.
Refers to the fact that the teachings of Jesus are just rehashed Greek philosophy. Hence the god of the New Testament is somewhat more tolerant than the belligerent god of the Old Testament.

Listen here MC Hammer, don't you lecture me with your crazy religious beliefs, your Jesus was nothing but a poor man's Plato!

by neroismyhero October 30, 2009

Poor man's poison

a awesome band who made popular tiktok audios such as "HEY YOU FEED THE MACHINE BRING EM ALL BACK DOWN TO THEIR KNEES" "I AM THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOD I SM THE DEVIL YOU FOR GOT"

Poor Man's Poison (PMP) is an indy Americana, folk, bluegrass, rock band based out of Hanford California. The band consists of Ryan Hakker - Guitar, Mike Jacobs - Guitar, Tommy McCarthy - Mandolin, and Dustin Medeiros - Upright Bass, Banjo, Harmonica.

by idontevenknowanymore1 August 1, 2022

Poor Man's Yogurt

Semen, Jizz, Sperm

Hank: Man that girl's a freak she swallowed my Poor Man's Yogurt.
Brian: Damn bro she is a freka.

by margsanger May 28, 2016

Poor Man's Million

A lousy 10 grand.

Jim-bob's uncle died and left him a poor man's million, so he went to Vegas and doubled it up playing blackjack.

by brothersister_creativity August 8, 2018

Poor Orange Trash

Poor white trash that voted for Donald J. Trump for President in 2016 and swear they have “nothing against black people.”

My brother voted forTrump. He’s poor orange trash!

by Uncle H January 15, 2019

Poor Card Player

Someone who doesn't have a firm grasp of the cards in his hands while playing.

Good Card Player: "Come on! Throw a card! The 8 spades, Let's get this game going.."

Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"

by Cgsoldier333 August 7, 2010