Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms
Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me
by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024
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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.
My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.
by nicemeister April 07, 2022
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