Jon Zito is such a fuckboy and has a tiny dick!
Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!
Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!
by Jon Zito August 24, 2016
Get the jon zitomug. Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.
by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020
Get the Jon Testermug. by fuuuuuucked up September 29, 2010
Get the jon huttonmug. 1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.
2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.
Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.
Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?
Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018
Get the to Jon-boatmug. by BigDaddyCheese May 8, 2018
Get the jon-vincentmug. Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.
by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021
Get the Jon-Michaelmug. One of the greatest Keyboardists to live. Classically train piano player then later moved on to the Hammond Organ. He was the keyboardist and one of founders of Deep purple from 1968-1976 and then from 1984-2002. He's the genius behind the Hammond organ sound behind purple. His best solos are in the songs Highway star, Rat Bat Blue, and Lazy. Go check these songs out and listen to the Lord play at his best. Sadly passed in 2012. R.I.P John Douglas Lord the lord of the Hammond.
Example1: "Woah listen to this epic hammond organ solo, sounds like something only Jon Lord would play."
Example2: "Jon Lord is the coolest member of deep purple"
Example2: "Jon Lord is the coolest member of deep purple"
by IamLuca July 7, 2021
Get the Jon Lordmug.