schlong dong

Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.

She said i have a schlong dong!

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

Dong Cottage

An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."

Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.

Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."

by Mr. St. Clair August 21, 2009

MK Dongs

a nickname often applied to the club Wimbledon FC (see: Franchise FC) in Milton Keynes. Often used by fans of AFC Wimbledon.

The MK Dongs do not have many fans

by AFCW June 2, 2004

choco dong

often used as an insult towards jags mum

jags mum sucked my choco dong all night long

by jagsmumlovesmydick December 16, 2008

my dong

An expression used to attract the opposite sex. Very ineffective yet simple.

Person 1: My dong
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My donnngg!

by my dong May 29, 2016

dong

a mix between dosh & wong (money)

"hold up i forgot my dong at my manor"

by Mena Iainttellinu October 8, 2003

ding dong

1. The sound a door bell makes when somone rings it.

2. An idiot or moron

1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.

2. John is a ding dong.

by ananomus January 22, 2005