James Bond

The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.

Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.

Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.

by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021

Female bond villain

Something you don't see in a James Bond film. Ppl eople know they exist, but they're left in the dark about them.

The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.

by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021

Remy Bond

Most likely seen with her best friend Suri Cruise (who is probably not her best friend anymore) dressing homeless, or Cooking for yet another Television series alongside her sister Olivia or recording a song in the studio. Somehow a rockstar’s girlfriend can also be a chef. I think she is from New York.

G1: “I need to find someone to hang out with but not those sadists from the band”

G2: “What about Remy Bond she cooks and sings”

by SarahKim September 7, 2022

Abood-Mira bond

That’s better than relationships cuz relationships they end but this this never ends , it’s better than everything n deeper than anything,the amount of feelings that it holds bigger than anything:)

We have an amazing abood-Mira bond

by Noone 05 September 12, 2022

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

belly bonding

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “bonding" the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

Jeff: yo dude I totally bonded with my gf last night
Brian:how far'd you get
Jeff: belly bonding
Brian: Holy fucking shit

by Beyternames April 24, 2022