The Ball Phenomenon

When a guy, primarily an unattractive one with a bad sense of fashion, steals your girlfriend and gets cheated on by her.

Girl: “Did you hear that Alex got cheated on by your ex gf?”

Boy: “That’s just the Ball Phenomenon, what can I say?”

by EverythingISayIsAlwaysTrue October 14, 2023

The Balladeer

Another name for Scaramouche from Genshin Impact

“The Balladeer is playable now!”

“Why don’t you just say Scaramouche..?”

by 3MBERLIGHT November 23, 2023

Hide the Ball Bearings

A business consulting insider term that indicates purposefully hiding the truth by omitting an essential detail. Often used to buy time for negotiations or deeper research.

It's funny because the word ball is in it.

"You didn't bother telling Ewan you're already seeing someone?"
"Nah, I'm going to hide the ball bearings. What if Ewan's got a bigger dick? Gotta do the research before I close the deal."

by T-E-E June 1, 2020

Watch the Ball

Pay attention to what's going on.

If you don't watch the ball, that's how accidents happen.

by Jacksoncage December 31, 2020

Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

by JonnTeee December 17, 2021

Pulling the ball away

Making a promise you have no intention of keeping and yet your victim continuously trusts you to. Originally a gag from the Peanuts comics by Charles Schulz where Lucy van Pelt would encourage Charlie Brown to kick a football she would hold, promising not to pull away and old Chuck always falling for it.

Putin is constantly pulling the ball away with Ukraine over these talks of ceasefire so civilians can evacuate.

by Kanna-Chan March 6, 2022

Kick the Ball

my game which was made in 2001. i was 8 years old and i played with my friend brennan

Me: Hey Brennan, wanna play Kick the Ball?
Brennan: yea sure why not?
Brennan: *kicks it on the roof*
Me: ...
Brennan: ...
Me: Hey, we still have the storage room!
Brennan: yea!

by Wobort May 23, 2022