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ass and titties

-female parts that males just can't get enough of
"hey lemme get some of dat ass and titties"
by ecejkwhnhjldhyue June 17, 2019
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Titty-Womp

To slap very hard with a bare palm onto another mans exposed man-boobs
I just Titty-Womped the guy who fucked my sister!
by Fetxch March 15, 2020
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sipper titties

Titties so small you cannot get a mouth full; you can only sip on them.
She has cute little sipper titties.
by tadpole17 August 27, 2013
mugGet the sipper tittiesmug.

titty crumbs

It is the small crumbs from food that fall between a BIG titty girl boobs that get stuck between her titties to find later.

A problem BIG titty girls have when they eat crackers, chips, bread, etc. anything that makes crumbs.
My wife was eating crackers earlier and when I grabbed her titty I found some titty crumbs.
by rcohn3 July 4, 2009
mugGet the titty crumbsmug.

Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.
Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there
by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019
mugGet the Dick Tittiesmug.

Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
mugGet the Monkey Tittiesmug.

Titty frog

A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.

What will Satan do with giant frog tits?

Why! That's a silly question.

Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
by someone in need of Jesus November 24, 2020
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