To save my life

To save my life - Where one simply is really bad at something. Or used as a phrase.
I can't make cookies to save my life.
I can't play netball to save my life.
by History! November 13, 2016
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Captain save-ahoe

A guy who is always a gentile man even when the girl is a bitch he will always take her side even when she is wrong and will spoil any woman even if he knows hes not getting laid. Will even brake the unspoken man laws for the woman. But has a alter ego if pushed to far he will become a player and Nice guy so that he gets the women at the end of the night. Can be used as and insult or a compliment.
My brother, me and some buddys were watching tv

Girl: "T.V. to loud baby"

Me: "Tough the games on"

Buddys:" you dont even live here"

Brother: "guys chill out or your all going home"

Girl: "thank you baby"

Me: "bros before hoes Captain save-ahoe let the bitch talk for herself"

turns down tv Me:"later bro call us up when the hoe leaves"
by Mr. Save-ahoe July 22, 2011
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Save the Last Dance

Helps explains the phenomenon where women or men date people their not interested in committing to, while having a person that they plan to commit to later.
I think I really, REALLY like Dillon, but I’m not ready for something serious. I’ll think I’ll date around but save the last dance for Dillon; if you know what I mean.
by Awesomesause December 28, 2009
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an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen
so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?

and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage

smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life

non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type
by boustrophedonik November 29, 2010
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save the turkeys. LALA

John: save the turkeys. LALA! (Which means: That girl has a fine booty over there
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fortnite save the world

a game that gets overshadowed by fortnite battle royal
guy1: aww dude do you play fortnite

guy2: yeah i like fortnite save the world

guy1: *cleans hands*
by xXxnoobslayerxXx April 16, 2018
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Power save mode

When you’re in a long meeting at work and you are just paying enough attention to recognize and respond if your name is called.
I have no idea what’s been happening the last hour. I’ve been in power save mode since they couldn’t even get their presentation to load.
by DJKG November 07, 2019
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