Intestine Tapper

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.

Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."

by jwb71 July 24, 2011

Barnacle Tapping

Taking home the most rachet girl from an island or nautical themed bar.

Steve went home with a sea creature last night. Totally barnacle tapping.

by Turtle Rider September 7, 2013

Fuck tapped

A hoe hitting up the dm's for a good fuck. Or a raccoon hitting you up in your window.

That hoe fuck tapped right into my dm's!

by jessftpeace June 29, 2016

Flukey-Tappins

When something musically is against all conceivable odds however the DJ themselves will not take credit for it being something born of their actual talents

I cant believe you just sneezed, lent on that 6th deck and smashed in the one.... perfectly in time!!!..

Jesus Christ Flukey-Tappins…. you've done it again!

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020

Pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

A term used in Call Of Duty to express how much you raped the other team. The outside world won't know this, so you may use it as a bragging tool in everyday situations.

1: Aww man. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders, all day every day. 120 kills and 29 deaths.
2: Kickass day at the beach. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

by J_syntax June 29, 2011

Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe

Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe is one of a kind. If you ever land or even have a chance to met this wonderful,amazing,talented human well then don’t let him leave you cause it’s to risky to let him leave your life. Orlando is like a star every star shines in there own way but with him he truly out shines all of them and from his cute smile to his big heart, he’s worth having in your life. Orlando is so funny and cute and just everything a girl could ever have or ask for. He is that thing that will brighten your day. He cares about the people around him and won’t let nothing bad happen to them and his back hugs are the best, just if you ever get or meet orlando just love him with all your heart cause he’s gonna be there for you when you need

man i love my baby Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe

by claudia vargas October 8, 2019

Tapping Out

Making the decision to leave the modern post-collegiate life of living in New York City to move home or to another city less exciting.

Liz is tapping out. Rent is too expensive so she is moving home with her parents.

by BigRed562928 May 30, 2014