Turbulent Testicles

Something you say after scoring a baddie

Chris: “Turbulent testicles!”
Avery: “Aw, thanks baby”

by Bread boiii September 2, 2025

testicles

did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.

Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?

Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*

by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024

pa-testicles

Another name for testicles, said by only the cool people who watch videos like "OMG Shoes!"

Oh boy! Look at those pa-testicles!

by M Kay March 27, 2008

Testicle Brothers

Slang term for two dudes in a homosexual relationship.

"Hey bro, are you and Spencer getting it on? "

"Yeah man, we've been testicle brothers for a few weeks now. "

by dasbrethren December 6, 2014

Testicle

An alternative adjective for "dick".

Worse than an"idiot"

Not as bad as a "wanker"

She did what? What a "testicle"?

by CleverCain December 29, 2023

Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

Testicle touchdown

Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete

my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown

by Teezo Touchdown June 7, 2024