Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
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Get the canadian tennis mug.A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
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A somewhat unusual nickname for someone who may resemble a tennis ball. Bonus points for the tennis ball-like individual if they also are friends with someone who may resemble a golf ball, likes to invent things, and says "Awww, okay......." a lot. The individual receiving the nickname does not actually need to be tenacious, ironically.
Nickel: Whatcha doing here, Tenacious Tennis Bennis?
Tennis Ball: Horrendous nickname.
The OSC probably: doomed yaoi 😔
Tennis Ball: Horrendous nickname.
The OSC probably: doomed yaoi 😔
by HankBoiWasTaken May 23, 2025
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