teenage boy things

the act of masturbation with the door locked. typically done when the boy is left home alone

Oh yeah, my mom just went to the store. Boutta do some teenage boy things. I'll back to you later

by vlonethugvyi April 22, 2019

punk ass teenager

A teenager who either:
a) thinks their life is complete shit, when in fact, others have it much, MUCH worse than them
or
b) enjoys annoying certain people just to aggravate them, and claims themself to be so

a) Gosh, I can't beleive my friends say he's cheating on me! Things suck, I hate myself.
Uhm...stop being a punk ass teenager. There are kids in Africa starving to death! God!

b) Goddamnit Amanda! Cut it out and stop asking me the same damned thing!
Aw..Sorry...I was jsut being a punk ass teenager...*smiles*

by MakingxMexSmile June 21, 2008

Sabrina the teenage witch

A half-decent show from the nineties about a teenage witch named Sabrina. Hilarious to watch if your name is Sabrina. However, it can also torture teenage girls named Sabrina. People will call you this at some point, (loudly and for no reason) and it is not amusing.

friend/random person: Hey! Sabrina the teenage witch! LOL.
person named Sabrina: not funny. Get out of my house.

by fjike August 2, 2011

teenager

An emotionally under-developed, materialistic, thinks-he-knows-it-all child between the ages of 12-20 who pushes his parents' sanity to the limit.

I used to think that God would not send one more than he could handle - and then I met a teenager.

by Loxi July 20, 2009

teenage fever

something that describes teenagers. the feeling you get when you get when you're chillen with friends on a summer night, riding with the windows down without a care in the world, or when you get to be with the person you've always wanted. it makes you feel like you're in a john hughes movie.

" he makes me feel like teenage fever when I'm around him."

by bbyv24 October 15, 2017

Teejay

A girl who cant stay faithful to her poor boyfriend who loves her with all her heart

Teejay is such a cheater!

by bitchigoturmaaans November 25, 2019

dead teenager

An older woman who, refusing to recognize her aging body, continues to wear clothes more appropriate to a teenager, or at least to someone with a tight bod.

Often manifests in the form of a heavy-to-obese middle-aged woman sporting a bottle-blonde dye job, tight mini-skirt, tank top and big ear rings. The outfit reveals age spots, flab, cauliflower thighs, vericose veins and/or wrinkles, thus ruining the desired affect.

Gee, Trixie must be so-o-o-o embarassed! Her mom looks like a dead teenager in that leopard mini-skirt!

by drummerdrew13 February 5, 2008