Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.
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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever
by who really cares damn January 08, 2010
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by 4 cocks 2 holes March 05, 2018
DAN why do you want me to DROP MY PANTS in front of everyone WELL A.AL ALAN or whoever I need to address as you need to TAKE AIN and TEE PEE.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 25, 2021
Very handsome and attractive.
Two minutes man, always carrying condoms around with his small penis like size of pencil.
He doesn't last in football games and in bed, guys love him a lot, behaves like a gay at times .
Hates school and studies but at the end gets good grades.
Two minutes man, always carrying condoms around with his small penis like size of pencil.
He doesn't last in football games and in bed, guys love him a lot, behaves like a gay at times .
Hates school and studies but at the end gets good grades.
by Calleyoung September 29, 2021
E tee wee tee is the nickname that Lisa Dolan gave to his son, Ethan Dolan, when he was little.
Grayson Dolan, Ethan's twin brother, was the one who spill the nickname.
Grayson Dolan, Ethan's twin brother, was the one who spill the nickname.
Grayson: Actually Ethan has a nickname
Ethan: Shut up Gray!!
Grayson: It is E Tee Wee Tee
Ethan: AGH GRAYSON!
Ethan: Shut up Gray!!
Grayson: It is E Tee Wee Tee
Ethan: AGH GRAYSON!
by DaniLovesGrethan February 25, 2018