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Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick
1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!
by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019
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angry teddy frye

when two homosexuals touch dick eyes over a hairy asshole and it looks like a moustache
dude i cant believe that those guys want to give me an angry teddy frye.
by teddy frye January 2, 2017
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Teddy

Teddy is often an old fat man, usually making others uncomfortable. It is also slang for an Andrew Tate fan that no one likes.
You're being such a Teddy right now!

If you keep acting like a Teddy, we're going to be breaking up.
by vixtilu May 26, 2023
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Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship
Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action
by Oscar63 September 12, 2020
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Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.
I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long
by FU3GO January 4, 2024
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Teddy bridgewater

The Panthers organization weren't ever really serious about the guy having a chance. They had the money to spend to make some things happen, such as bring him to Carolina, but that's not the same thing as being serious. Some people with lots of money think that way. The former Panthers owner at least stuck with the same team through the years, win or lose, no matter what bad things people have to say about him.
Teddy Bridgewater wasn't really in a Panthers uniform long enough to get much done.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021
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teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
by littleblvebird June 6, 2023
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