techlamydia

The disease you get from jacking off from too much internet porn

Jenna Jameson gave him techlamydia

by PurpleSpiffyHippo January 14, 2009

Techni-ho

technical whore. Professional contractor or service provider in the public or private sector who sells their technical expertise for money. This is opposed to a "techni-slut", who gives it away: a consultant, expert witness, a contract employee

Joe was torn between continuing as a techni-ho, the money he got consulting was good, but the lack of security and benefits made him uncertain; the alternative of "going native" and marrying the company would mean learning to play by others rules.

by the stamping guru September 9, 2009

techlaze

The laziness that comes from too much technology at our disposal.

I'm such a techlaze - I heard rain-like sounds on my intercom and couldn't tell if it was raining by looking at my outside cameras, so I went to a weather site to check.

by BrewTa2 July 13, 2010

techagog

Being desperate to get your hands on the next piece of technology - typically from Apple or Google, but also others.

James: "It won't take long before we can watch something. I just have to connect audio and video cables to the Apple TV box and the HD TV, connect Apple TV to the wireless network,
Install the latest version of iTunes my PC".

Susan: "That is fine but do you have to be so techagog. Can't we just go to the movies".

by workwriter August 17, 2010

Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010

Technikrisitten

Brandon

That guy is such a homo, he is probably a technikrisitten...

by Arthur Klingawitz March 8, 2011

Technical Deep Fry

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.

1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.

by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011