horizontal teacher conference

Noun. Slang. It's when a student has sex with his teacher.

Hey did you hear Mary kay Laterno had a horizontal teacher conference? Wym? Its when a student has sex with his teacher. Ahh ok.

by B-rizzle November 8, 2019

PE teacher fallacy

When PE teachers are fat as fuck, although they are supposed to be teaching physical fitness.

Why is Mr. Johnson so fat?

Dude its the PE teacher fallacy.

by Resistant December 14, 2019

Scary Teacher 3D

A Simulator game that never ends and/or stops. It's being popular and diffrent sometimes. But belive me, it's an enemy of Raid: Shadow Legends and it's better than Raid!

Me: Time to play Scary Teacher 3D instead of Raid: Shodow Legends.

by TheInfintyGamer44 April 25, 2020

Un-teacher

A teacher who excels at not properly teaching a given subject. Their teaching abilities are so poor that they actually end up “un-teaching” the subject. It’s the reverse of your standard teacher.

Wow, he’s such a good un-teacher. I don’t understand anything anymore.

by Cabledude February 24, 2021

Favourite teacher day

On October 21 slap your favourite teacher!

Favourite teacher day is slapping a teacher but not that hard

by Jessica chang October 20, 2021

Vegan Teacher

A vegan lady who likely has a mental disorder. She constantly says eating meat is bad, despite the fact it keeps animal populations under control.

Did you hear about the vegan teacher? She just posted on Twitter saying people who eat meat should be thrown in jail!

by Just a Theory September 11, 2021

Geriatric teacher

A miserable old sod, usually with a beard, who corrects anybody and everybody at every opportune moment. Particularly anal about poor grammar. A geriatric teacher tries to remain relevant by wearing cartoon socks.

I’m being taught by a geriatric teacher

by Lady Victoria January 19, 2022