The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

do a Mike Tyson

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.

In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.

How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!

by thommydabai August 1, 2021

Aimee and Tyson

They are inseperable and always have sex like all the time

Aimee and Tyson are having sex again

by churchminor September 12, 2021

Double Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your girlfriends ear and someone licks it clean

He came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson then she licked my ear making he a Double Dirty Tyson

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

Ava Kris Tyson

A disgusting transgender pedophile from the Mr. Beast staff team and is also the ex-best friend of Jimmy (Mr. Beast) who likes child porn, texting minors, and sharing Jennette McCurdy’s nudes.

Mr. Beast: I can’t believe that bitch Ava Kris Tyson wrecked my reputation, now i’m getting hate!

Chandler: *currently reading bible quotes on his Tiktok*

by brihttp July 26, 2024

Ava Kris Tyson

former likeable person who ruined their reputation by being outed as a pedo.

John: you heard what happened with Ava Kris Tyson?
Paul: yeah! they're a piece of shit.

by DaBeasteo August 5, 2024

Peep O Tyson

A combination of the names Pebo Bryson & Mike Tyson; Used to describe a person listening in on fighting neighbors.

Hey Peep O Tyson, fill me in. What'd I miss? Last thing I heard was the lady next door saying something about the dude fucking a bunch of dudes when he was drunk and it sounded like he was bout to start WW#4.

by da Millerz May 12, 2024