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Truth Derangement Syndrome

Condition a person suffers from when they are so invested in their pro-Trump, anti-American views that they begin to behave erratically, disregard facts that expose their sire's gross incompetence, and invent fictional diagnoses to undermine the conclusions drawn by sensible people
Any person who continues to support and defend Trump after the recent traitorous statements in Helsinki surely suffers from Truth Derangement Syndrome.
by beefnasty July 18, 2018
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zipper trout

Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof.
Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.

When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.

See also toilet trout
by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006
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Truth or Dare

1.A game were you someone asks you truth or dare, if you answer truth, then you absolutely have to tell the truth on whatever they ask. If you choose dare, you have to do what they dared you to.

The only game were you can get away with licking your friends nuts, or fucking a donut, or jizzing into your dad's eye while he sleeps.
1.
Girl: Truth or dare.
Guy: Dare
Girl: I dare you to fuck joe so hard that he begins to cry and bleed from the anus.
Guy: *sigh* Fine.
*While they fuck*
Joe:OoooOOOoooOOO This feels so fucking good.
Guy:Yeah you like it dontcha bitch?
Joe:AHHH I'M BLEEDING FROM MY ANUS!!!!
by DontbeHatin April 29, 2005
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Truthbox

A way to show others that you are a scared little kid who won't say things to other peoples faces, but will write it in a box on myspace, and not put your identity, because you are scared of getting your ass kicked or rejected.
Lilly: "Oh Ann did you hear what they put in my truthbox?"
Ann: "Yes Lilly, if i would know who they were I'd totally go out with them!"
Mark: "Umm that was me, who put that in your truthbox."
Lilly: *Screams and runs away*
by Stayflytillidiex September 26, 2008
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Dingleberry of Truth

This is where you can no longer hide the fact that shit is starting to build up and you need to clean yourself of the mess your in.
Looks like you can't pay the rent because the business you started isn't working. Your are in the Dingleberry of Truth and need to do something about it.
by servoisgod August 24, 2008
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troutin around

to do what one normally does. as in a trout just swimming up the stream.
Sally and I had the day off and were just troutin around with no particular destination.
by Ryan BuonaLanger October 8, 2009
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Trough Donkey

Can be used in several ways ...

1) A trough donkey is a name given to a seemingly boisterous, over-weight, sweaty person (male or female) who is dancing like they are a Size 6 in a club, and just look absolutely ridiculous. It normally comes with a variety of other sentences, such as "rolling up to the trough, and click clock". These sentences help you communicate with people around you (without actually alerting the T.D) that there is a Trough Donkey nearby.

2) You can also call someone a trough donkey when they wear high heels a lot, and do so in completely unnecessary situations. E.g. Such as a being a trash collector, gardening, or driving a digger ... Yes there are people out there who do this. And in this situation, additional sentences can be used to highlight their T.D. behaviour, by saying: "click clock click clock". Once again this is to help you communicate with those around you, that there is a Trough Donkey nearby.

3) Some other abbreviated versions can be used (but are not restricted to) when you address people such as: Trough, Trough Donker Donk, T.D, or you can refer to someone who constantly displays blatant Trough Donkey behaviour as "trough donkey kong". This is highlighting to them in a subtle way, that they are the King of Trough Donkey behaviour, and this sort behaviour needs an intervention plan, such as: starting a douche payment jar immediately.
Def 1)

Guy1: "bro look at that trough donkey over there!"

Guy 2: "aw shit bro, watch her she's rolling up to the trough (dancefloor)"

Def 2)

Girl 1: "Daym girl, you seriously need to cut this click clock click clock shit out"

Girl 2: "why?! I look good"

Girl 1: "Giirrlll, aint nobody gonna be looking at some dam trough donkey, click clocking all over da place! You better sort your shit"

Def 3)

Girl 1: "Hey Trough! How ya doing?"

Guy1: "What'd you call me?"

Girl 1: "awwww nothing, mah fav wee Trough Donkey Kong, you want in on pizza?"

Guy1: "bro hand me that jar"

Guy2 **hands over douche payment jar**
by gypsymadonna January 17, 2013
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