Tons

Females genital

That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad

by Gas_log February 13, 2021

Juan Ton

That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.

Buy two . Eat free for one year.

It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.

It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022

Ton

A word normally used in place of no in Southern African communities especially Zimbabwean private schools. It could also be used in place of the word not.

"I am ton going to play tomorrow, I busted my knee last week."

"Are you dating Yami?"
"Ton,"

by ThatOan August 17, 2023

Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name

how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

by StepJoe July 28, 2023

Fuck ton

Exactly 10 shitloads or two complete fuckloads

Man, we laid a fuck ton of bricks today...we've still got a couple of shitloads to lay tomorrow and we'll be done with that job!

by Dcor388 August 4, 2021

hella ton

A unit of measurement used to describe a lot of stuff mostly food.

Last night Calease ate a hella ton of cupcakes.

by Flávio May 29, 2016

30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.

Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?

by 30 Ton War Machine's #1 Fan March 9, 2009