Frog eating toad

Someone who is stupid and annoying

Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad

by Oof.nope November 11, 2018

toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.

"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "

by February 05, 2025

Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.

“I caught this toad throwing a fluke”

by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025

Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.

“I caught this toad throwing a fluke”

by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025

Toad

A deliverer of bad news, usually when you’ve come a long way and don’t need it.

Toad: Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

by Big Cocks That Have Hands November 19, 2018

toad

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.

have you heard about the toad that killed Jerry?

by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021

Toad

Person who maintains poor effort at doing things, person that gets a lot of food or some other thing. Often used to describe person who does a lot of drugs.

“See that Jacob guy? What a massive toad!”
“I just smoked dmt on acid. I’m such a toad!”
“That burger was so toady”

by RayyyyyL December 25, 2021