Dad: Hey
Son: Hey look at my shit
Dad:What is shit?
Son: Look on the urban dictionary the best dictionary in the world.
Dad:Okay
Son: Hey look at my shit
Dad:What is shit?
Son: Look on the urban dictionary the best dictionary in the world.
Dad:Okay
by SHINSRA January 2, 2019

by crzyyppp March 17, 2010

1.Waste expelled from the body through the anus
2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear
3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary
2.An exclamation, usually of displeasure or fear
3.What you are a piece of for looking this up on the Urban Dictionary
by Name removed by the NSA December 3, 2013


1. Fecal Matter, poop, number 2.
2. An expression
3. A name to give something you are describing.
4. Drugs. Usually weed.
2. An expression
3. A name to give something you are describing.
4. Drugs. Usually weed.
1. I have to shit, be right back.
2. Ohhh shit.
3. That shit was GAY as SHIT
4. Yo, I got some good ass fuckin SHIT.
2. Ohhh shit.
3. That shit was GAY as SHIT
4. Yo, I got some good ass fuckin SHIT.
by 2010ends March 16, 2010

Markus: Hey fuck you, you Math Nerd.
Tony: Oh yeah?
Markus: Yeah, bitch!
Tony: Well, I guess √(-shit)².
Markus: wot
Tony: Oh yeah?
Markus: Yeah, bitch!
Tony: Well, I guess √(-shit)².
Markus: wot
by SilverFangedRat May 20, 2019

In ancient times thru the late 1700's, hulls of
wooden ships were sealed with various pliable glues or mixtures of sealants. The choice of gluing compounds depended on the location of shipbuilding activities and availability of particular sealants. In southernmost parts of the Roman Empire, the sap or secretion from Shittah trees, a clear sticky and brownish colored substance called "shit" was used in sealing compounds. The wood itself of a Shittah tree is called "shittim" and is known to have been used as planking material in early ship construction. The Shittah sap is very messy and once making contact with the skin or clothing, is extremely difficult to remove. It was not uncommon to hear a ship laborer or bilge worker cry out "I've got shit all over me!"
Through the ages seaman became more and more accustomed to referring to anything nasty, smelly or otherwise distasteful as "shit", in which later even included describing the result of defecation.
wooden ships were sealed with various pliable glues or mixtures of sealants. The choice of gluing compounds depended on the location of shipbuilding activities and availability of particular sealants. In southernmost parts of the Roman Empire, the sap or secretion from Shittah trees, a clear sticky and brownish colored substance called "shit" was used in sealing compounds. The wood itself of a Shittah tree is called "shittim" and is known to have been used as planking material in early ship construction. The Shittah sap is very messy and once making contact with the skin or clothing, is extremely difficult to remove. It was not uncommon to hear a ship laborer or bilge worker cry out "I've got shit all over me!"
Through the ages seaman became more and more accustomed to referring to anything nasty, smelly or otherwise distasteful as "shit", in which later even included describing the result of defecation.
by Antenna Charmer January 25, 2017
