Bonobo Handshake

Humans shake hands to greet. Bonobos have sex. Bonobo handshaking- having sex.

Businessman one: We've got the usual meet and greet- shake hands and smile 'sincerely'.
Businessman two: when it comes to greeting her businesswoman in distance, I's give her a bonobo handshake!

by Liakias April 8, 2009

Moroccan Handshake

This is when you grab a person from behind (preferably buttocks) and shake it like it's a hand.

Leticia walked into the bar and saw her boyfriend's ex-wife, Victoria standing there with some male friends. Leticia walked up to Victoria and gave her a Moroccan Handshake and winked to the men. This lightened the mood for Leticia and created havoc with Victoria.

by nycapbarista February 28, 2009

Scoutmaster's Handshake

Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.

Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!

by Mjolnir12982 October 30, 2018

hershey handshake

You're on the bowl taking a dump and you're in a rush to get off, but you haven't fully pinched off the last loaf and you go to wipe. But, as you're approach with the tissue in hand, that last loaf finally gets pinched and falls right on your fingers.

I just had a hershey handshake at the end of my #2.

by Pilfjd May 15, 2007

Vulcan Handshake

A sexual move where a man puts his hand into the Vulcan "V" shape like Spock from Star Trek - two fingers together to the right and two fingers together to the left with a V shape in the middle. Next, he places his thumb on a woman's clitoris, inserts his pointer finger and middle finger into her vagina, and inserts his ring finger and pinky into her anus. He then shakes his hand vigorously until she orgasms.

Bill: "Did you have sex with Rita?"
Ted: "No, but I gave her the Vulcan Handshake until she screamed for mercy!"

by Random Perv March 12, 2009

kitkat handshake

when a male puts 4 fingers into a females vagina

i gave her the ol` kitkat handshake lastnite

by Damon robinson July 9, 2006

Dagnham Handshake

A difficult manuover whereby a gentleman places his pinky up a lady's BRONZE EYE, the middle 3 fingers within the FANJITA and the thumb rests lightly on the DEVIL'S DOORBELL. A Dagnham Handshake is easier from behind, though adepts in the handshake can perform it from up front whilst gazing romanticly at the lady's HEADLAMPS.

by Gringo June 4, 2003