The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage October 01, 2013
by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019
The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.
by Stoner Kathy November 20, 2017
The calcium deposit left in a urinal drain pipe. Usually a viscous ooze, off white in colour. Smells like dried urine.
by Mrbatery November 18, 2018
by kenickers September 14, 2015
“Timothy Charlemagne eats the famous dish ratatouille every evening while watching pornography while drinking out of the infamous Jimmy urine pee bottle.”
by freaky.sebastian June 18, 2024
by bigmassivecuntbag May 29, 2021