by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.
Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014

by Manic Manda October 2, 2016

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your
by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021

When the moon hasn’t eaten all day. most commonly occurs in the beginning of the lunar phase when the moon is in a crescent shape.
by clown socks June 13, 2021

An absolute legend, the guy is well known for smack down vs raw, and having arms and legs the size of tooth picks, he also has a head the size of a snow pea.
Me: Yo bro did you see that match up lastnight? It was a wicked lineup
Bro: No bro who was playing?
Me: Skinny choise and Kane were going at it, Skinny choise's arms snapped like a twig and was sent to the hospital.
Bro: No bro who was playing?
Me: Skinny choise and Kane were going at it, Skinny choise's arms snapped like a twig and was sent to the hospital.
by Tinkerdinker April 20, 2018
