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Frosty Toes

damn his feet pale as fuck! he got some frosty toes!
by Pixelthepixorwhatever December 9, 2019
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Texas Frosty

When a man blows his load into his partners belly button, and then he licks his own load out of the partners belly button!
WOW! The only way to get through these long nights at the hospital is to enjoy a Texas Frosty!
by Gas Station HotDog July 7, 2016
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Frosty the Snowman

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."
We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?
by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016
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frosty claw

when you dip your hand in ice and grab a ballsack causing shrinkage
frosty claw can happen at the doctors office during a physical
by optimus dick August 25, 2009
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Frosty Carpet

Refers to the pubic region of hair being glazed in an evenly spread coat of sperm.
May require mutilpe attempts or a team effort for an evenly spread glaze depending on the amount of hair requiring frosting.
Boy: "Oh crap, the condom has split"
Girl: "Don't worry, just give me a frosty carpet instead"
Boy: "A what?"
Girl: "Just cum on my pubey triangle of lust god damn it!"
Boy: "Nice"
by Cometh The Man December 28, 2016
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Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
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Vanilla Frosty

(N) A person who has different thoughts and feelings than others in a group that causes him to be self-conscious and is ill-tempered. Often results in fights the conforming group.
Damn, that agro redhead just fought that kid, must have chosen a vanilla frosty instead of chocolate, loser.
by yard sale August 26, 2013
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