dirty jackson

A Dirty Jackson is when you have just finished polishing your rocket and you bust all in your hand. You then take the hand wit the nut all in it and smack someone in the face. This is a Dirty Jackson.

"Tom gave Ryan a Dirty Jackson last night while he was sleeping."

"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.

by yabba dabba dooo September 10, 2008

Dirty Leon

When a man pours McDonald’s sprite into a girls pussy for a more sizzling feel

I was fucking some chick with a dirty Leon and it felt great

by Spritey pussy tingles April 14, 2020

Dirty Richmond

A dirty richmond is an act performed during sexual intercourse. It begins by person A pouring cocaine into person B's butthole. Right before person A proceeds to snort the drug, person B lets out a fart, proceeding to blow a cloud of cocaine and the smell of ass into person A's face. Delighted by the act, person A the proceeds to huff in the mixture with a big deep breathe.

I walked in on Jack ripping a Dirty Richmond off Diane last night. The cloud was so big it fogged up the entire room!

by MichialAntonio'sKnob September 26, 2021

dirty bob

when someone covers their penis in peanut butter and smacks the girls forehead with it

YO, I Karen just got dirty bobbed
I did the dirty bob on her!

by st3psis January 20, 2021

Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Dirty Emir

While having sex in doggy style position the male ejaculates in the female and then shoots her in the back of the head then flees Mexico...

Emir Gomez fled Mexico after performing the Dirty Emir on an unsuspecting stripper.

by Cajunfrys April 27, 2010

Dirty Kai

The sexual act of putting a buzz lightyear extendable wings toy up your partners anus, extending the wings, thus trapping the toy within his/hers partner.

Gave Derek a dirty Kai last night.
You animal..

by SirSacManTheSexy November 24, 2021