Derek

A good mack.

"Oi mate did u actually just get with Stacy, thats a fukn derek"

by clungemeister68+1 March 23, 2020

Derek

Derek is a Native American name

Derek

by Guccipolio October 31, 2025

Derek Todaro

One that goes by the name of "Fluffy"

That's not Derek Todaro, it's Fluffy

by Marmayhem August 15, 2022

Derek Kim

Derek Kim is the absolute best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He’s very sweet, funny, caring, has prestige rizz, but occasionally gets on your nerves. Everyone needs a Derek Kim in their life but NOT this one cuz he’s MINE! 👩 ❤️ 💋 👨🙏

Chungus: omg is that Derek Kim?! He’s lookin mad fine today

Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️

by AliceChungus November 22, 2022

Derek

Derek is an aspiring fireman who tells people what they want to hear and then forgets he told you because his head is overwhelmed with anxiety and fear. Derek is a sexual closet freak and wants his butt licked. Derek will make you believe one thing and then forget you like a lemon drop. Derek is a Cancer with a hint of multiple personality and passive aggressive tendencies. He is dirty, sexy, cute, and serious when he wants to be. On the contrary he is the bipolar opposite.

Drop it like Derek drops a lot

by Lickyourownbutt August 18, 2019

John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.

John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.

by Jaza23 November 25, 2021

Derek

He sucks massive peen and is fat.

“Derek ur peen it’s......it’s so small”

by Derek small peen April 10, 2019