Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Pulling a castle

Saying you'll hop on in a bit, then proceeding to take a nap, a bath and getting on to say you're going to bed.

Austin iz pulling a castle, he's been gone for forty-five minutes and just came in to say he's leaving.

by Kakori February 20, 2025

Kiss castle

A kiss Castle is a place where the Smoochie king resides. This is in reference to the song 'Some Nights".

Some nights I build a kiss castle.

by Ramathorne 32 February 13, 2019

Castle

a curse word for someone who doesn’t touch grass, one who only plays fortnite and roblox all day. MUST be capitalized like a name if you’re calling someone it though.

“god, you’re such a Castle, man.. stop gaming all day.”

by theactualbrainrotking December 1, 2025

Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

brick castle knight

A term used for Correctional Officers, Deputy Jailers, Detention Deputies, and Law Enforcement Officers working in jails, Prisons, etc..

Those guys aren’t road dudes they’re brick castle knights.

by Dep. Bookem July 26, 2023

Rear Castle Union

An anagram for "anal intercourse" that just happens to sound like the name of a fancy chess move

^ I like to yell "checkmate" after I'm done giving my gal the ol' Rear Castle Union
> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...

by thurb April 28, 2024