Text Spam

Those stupid things twelve year olds text you that go something like this: (Real)

Find the face with two eyes
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Find the one face with angry
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Find the two mouse in the rabbits
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Find the one heart red in the broken hearts
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If you find all
Close your left hand (don't open)

Wish 3 wishes
1)*********
2)*********
3)*********

Don't open your hand

They are not real and are stupid

Now send to your 20 friends

Now look at your hand

Lillian keeps sending Text Spam! It's really getting annoying

by GGPixel231 July 3, 2017

wait text

when you wait to send a text so it doesn't seem like you are over obsessed with the person or creepy

Dude im gonna do a wait text so Julia doesn't think im a creep

by skatelyfe69 October 7, 2013

Text field

The belief that one has a magical force field surrounding them, that protects them from all harm, so long as they are texting.

Trent tripped in the parking lot because he was texting while walking, believing fully he was immune from such a disaster because of the text field he believed to surround him."

by Funkyourshitup August 5, 2009

Text-Coma

When a person becomes so utterly absrobed by texting another indiviual on their phone, all bodily functions and contact with the outside world ceases, and thus the body is in a 'coma' state until the text is completed to an adequate level and sent.

Man: Lovely weather we're having.
Woman: 'Silence'
Man: LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
Woman: Sorry? I was in a text-coma lol.

by AidsFace the Mighty June 19, 2011

Text Neglecter

One who neglects texts from another.

(Conversation over text)
Sam: Hey
Sam: Heyy :)
Sam: HEY! :D
*no reply
Sam: Wow, you're a real Text Neglecter

by 459437598437598435 May 23, 2011

Shower Text

A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.

Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.

by Oreolization May 13, 2018

text slaughter

1. To look over a person's shoulder to read their text messages

2. To repeatedly and rapidly text someone to piss them off

Randy is all up behind you trying to text slaughter you man

by stangz1 February 8, 2009