tear a pheasant

To enjoy a refined, expensive, or posh meal, usually sarcastically.

"...for lunch; don't you usually tear a pheasant with Ms. Lamont?" -- Line in Singing in the rain from Cathy Seldon (Debbie Reynolds) to Don Lockwood (Gene Kelly).

by Thatbadwitch June 15, 2022

tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.

Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

Chump Tears

Chump tears are tears cried over trivial television matters.

Oh man everyone had chump tears over that Lost Finale.

by goodmorningasif June 22, 2011

tearing trifecta

When three guys have penises above 7.243 inches and penetrate the anal cavity without lube.

Girl: Hello
3 guys: Are you ready for the tearing trifecta?
Girl: What?
3 guys: Prepare your anus.

by Analpenetrator96 December 12, 2015

bicep tear

When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn

Johann: My back hurts
Zaid: What happened
Johann: I tore my bicep so my back hurts
Zaid: Doing what?
Johann: I was gardening while having the big gay sex with your mom
Zaid: Makes sense
Johann: When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Zaid: Ahhhhh ur bicep tear makes sense now

by Cakeeater123 February 20, 2018

buffalo tears

Buffalo tears....are fake tears with really no tears at all ..someone not really crying but making there voice sound like they r crying and wiping there nose like they r crying...

Buffalo tears....is someone acting like they r crying with no tears at all

Buffalo tears.....are someone bullshiting someone else with fake tears

Tell me u sae that....that kid wasnt upset at all getting caught lying....he sounded upset but did u see his face not a tear one....he had buffalo tears...he just bullshit you

by PRETTY IN COPPER July 26, 2017