Switched teams

When someone switches genders, Sexuality, or makes themselves appear as a different race

Holy fuck jimmy switched teams
Yeah he changed his name to Travis

by Dumbpolish April 08, 2023

Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack

Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch

by Jeemfeezy July 17, 2015

switch pegging

When a woman blindfolds her man before pegging him, then discreetly brings in another man to do the deed in her stead.

Paul thought Becky was using the blindfold and loud music to add ambiance to their weekly pegging. What he didn't know was that Black Rodney was quietly hiding in the closet waiting for her to let him take over and deliver Paul's first Switch Pegging.

by WECoyote September 04, 2021

Switch Batter

meaning that someone swings both ways or the oppostite way of what their own gender is

"Gosh that dude is a switch batter"
"Dude hes been bi for 6 months now"

by bigfromALD January 15, 2010

Him-switch

A girl who has the same relationship with different men. Says all the same things to them (there the handsomest

best sex ever etc) everything's the same just a different guy. Can't stay single.

She has another boyfriend already, shes regular him-switch

by Mac source January 10, 2021

Lit switch

That precise moment your brain decides you are about to turn up and get lit.

"Parker had a rough week at work so he's decided to turn on his Lit Switch all weekend"

by ronniec11 August 01, 2017

Nintendo Switch

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.

The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021