Admiral of the Swiss Navy

A sarcastic appelation for a person that presents itself as someone very powerful, while it‘s true influence and abalities are actually quite overseeable and unspectacular.

„James became responsible for locking all the doors at the end of the working day. Now he‘s taking the chief‘s key ring where ever he goes; even to the toilet. He acts like the Admiral of the Swiss Navy.“

by Worrywart99 May 30, 2019

Swiss miss

When ur friend lets name him nick has a cousin let’s name him Anton fucks a girl let’s name her kiersten

Wow Swiss miss

by 69yourdad69yourmom696969urdad February 06, 2019

Swiss Miss

Avoiding and dodging conflict left and right, intentionally "missing" out on potential drama.

"Hey bro, who did you vote last November?"
"Swiss Miss."
"Huh? The fuck's that mean?"

by Swiss Miss Jazzster May 25, 2021

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.

I have her the Swiss lawn mower

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Swiss Stocking

The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.

I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.

by SalaciousMonkey March 08, 2024

swiss paddle

The female version of the Dutch Rudder.

Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.

by Achilyous October 30, 2020