by Technosmash October 6, 2017
Get the The Swiss Army Knife mug.A grotesque form of body mutilation in which one party takes sexual advantage of another and proceeds to penetrate all orafaces as possible until there are none left I violated, at which point you proceed to create punctures in the body to penetrate ( most often with a penis ) until the body resembles bloody Swiss cheese.
by MegaSuperKamiGuru December 5, 2017
Get the swiss fucking mug.A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
Get the Swiss Colon mug.You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.
by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016
Get the Western Swiss Cheese mug.You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.
by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016
Get the Western Swiss Cheese mug.A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat
by Ganggandbanggang June 30, 2016
Get the swiss valentine mug.When Swiss men, wearing Swiss hats, tag team a white woman (cracker) whose butt hole smells like Swiss cheese.
by BigCracker May 17, 2016
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