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Stanley Yelnats Sweater

Much like the bill cosby sweater, the movie Holes starring Shia LaBeouf has provided us with the Stanley Yelnats Sweater. It involves eating an entire raw onion before sex. During sex, induce vomiting onto your partner's chest. For an extra challenge, first consume a raw onion with a can of peaches. Then, during sex, vomit on your partners chest to fully complete a Sploosh Sweater.
"Did you hear what she got for Christmas?"

"No, what?"

"A Stanley Yelnats Sweater!"
by gazerbeam April 25, 2013
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skeeter

i just got a crazy skeeter on my arm!!!
by tara cinderella loves henwi September 25, 2011
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Sweatercows

Usually referring to big boobs in a tight sweater.
Did you see those sweatercows on that girl!Yeah I thought her sweater was gonna break open.
by Sup wid dat February 7, 2006
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Striped sweater

What the Jews wore in the holocaust. Also a SpongeBob song. You should always think of holocaust when singing striped sweater.
The best time to wear a STRIPED SWEATER is all the time
by windowshirt October 24, 2017
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Brooklyn street sweeper

when you drop your pants and put your ass on a passed out persons face moving your ass in sweeping motions rubbing your bristly ass hair across their face. Once this is done they will have a freshly polished face.
haha, look Jo is using his Brooklyn street sweeper on Tom.

wow his face is a shiny brown.
by Metrobro August 19, 2008
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chicago street sweeper

Big brother surveillance in Chicago. http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chicago-street-sweeper-surveillance-to-boost-revenue-beyond-17260300/
Look out, the Chicago street sweeper may be watching.
by chitown23 October 7, 2008
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sweetest day

Sweetest Day, a pseudo-holiday, is celebrated on the third saturday of every October. It is one of the stupidest things ever. It makes Valentine's day look authentic - at least it's nationally recognized. Sweetest Day exists almost strictly in the midwest, specifically in Chicago.
There's an actual story behind the creation of sweetest day, but no one gives a damn.
by Yavo December 28, 2005
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