Canvas Student

Living hell bro never do ts ever in your life

Canvas Student is a school application that’s the worst

by bigcheeseginkel March 14, 2024

Students of color

What you get if you take acid at school.

He/she saw blue, purple, orange, pink, and green students of color. Their hair was in indescribable colors.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

student teacher

a basterd in college who thinks they're a teacher but in reality is in crippling debt

fuck the student teacher

by raybeez March 23, 2022

Students lounge

A euphemism for the bathroom, especially to skip class

Mr Smith can I use the students lounge?

by I Like To Define Words March 16, 2022

National students day

National students day is when teachers give students no homework and no work is done on that day. Teacher need to give us money and student make the rules. It’s on November 1st

Teacher: guys open up to page 69
Student 1:no I won’t

Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope

Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap

by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022

Student athlete

Something no child is born as, just like no child is born as a teacher. Just like being a teacher is a job and not who somebody is, a kid becomes conditioned to be something like a student athlete when their mother or father pay for a school that gets them adjusted to life after 18, but its not who they are. Really who a kid is born as, is who they were born to be and what they were born to be, and the rest is added on (often not for the better).

He/she identifies as a student athlete, some other kids might even know him/her as a student athlete, but nobody is a student athlete 24 hours of every day no matter how much time they have to put into a sport or what they're learning about. During their time sitting at a dinner table or being around the house is he/she a mouthy cunt or a cocky pretty boy faggot that enjoys instigating with family and people they know well?

by Solid Mantis July 3, 2019