Stitch

The cutest small and blue alien ever

Stitch is my bitch.

by Lil..zoe November 19, 2019

Snitches get stitches

If you snitch on someone you may end up being pumped full of lead

Don't snitch on your neighbors; no wonder snitches get stitches.

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021

Stritching

The word used when Peter Gabriel tries to say 'stretching' but clearly doesn't have the capacity to do so'

'Peter can you say stretching for us?'

'No, sorry, best I can do is stritching'

by Killer_Vybz February 1, 2023

da stritcher

a dumb trollbot that takes your email and mixes it with a pre written phrase for no reason

dammit! wtf is this dumb bot da stritcher picking on me?

by pissedoffieuser November 21, 2009

Stitchin

An adjective to describe a scarf or knitted garment that is aesthetically pleasing.

That scarf is stitchin!

by RickRickRick February 22, 2009

stretchabitionist

A person at the gym that stretches out in an obvious place, usually in front of a mirror and in a seductive manner, making sure everyone gets a chance to see them. A stretching exhibitionist.

Hey Betty, check out the stretchabitionist doing pelvic thrusts over there on the mats.

by photojennalist March 10, 2009

Stretch Lemur

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.

Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"

by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011