Screaming Nun

The art of double fisting a girl.

Step 1: Place palms of both hands together in a praying like formation.
Step 2: Insert praying hands into intended female's vagina.
Step 3: In a swift movement, without hesitating, make praying hands into a brain shape.
Step 4: Start pumping like there's no tomorrow.
Step 5: Rinse and repeat.

Meagan enjoys when I engage her in the Screaming Nun. She always begs me for more.

by Pretty_Pony April 13, 2010

Screamin Shits

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.

I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

leg spreading 101

Legend has it this class was offered at Kutztown University of PA. Its said this class was created to prepare the girls for what is inevitable throughout their college experience, especially at KU, also known to some as the University of Clap.

My last girlfriend took Leg Spreading 101 and thank god for that! Its just too bad she cheated on with with that fraternity...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and..."

by the Walt February 20, 2005

Screaming Eagle

Five dudes, one chick, three holes, two hands. Flap those arms and scream like an eagle.

Jeff: I put it in her ass.
Pete: I put it in her pussy.
John: I put it in her mouth.
Chris: She grabbed my cock.
Steve: She grabbed my cock too.

Girl who got screaming eagled: KAAAAWWWW!

by PTouch August 25, 2010

Damn Dirty Bandwidth Stealing Whore

A nitwit who directlinks/hotlinks to graphics or other bandwidth intensive content hosted on your site (and dime) without permission, costing you money every time someone views it on their site with absolutely no benefit to you.

Some Damn Dirty Bandwidth Stealing Whore on MySpace leeched from my site again.

by chris rue July 12, 2007

Screamin' Seal

When a male is having intercourse with a female on the beach, he pulls out and puts his penis in the sand, then puts it back in his partner. She then proceeds to scream like a seal

She didn't like it when I pulled the screamin' seal on her.

by bestfriend2226 April 13, 2009

streaking

The public display of ones self, similar to "mooning" although showing your meat and your butt

Lets go streaking!

by a February 18, 2007