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Stoner Aesthetic 

Definition 1) adjective: someone who isn't a stoner but looks and acts like one

Definition 2) adjective: an item that gives off laid back and chill vibes
Example 1) Boy: have u seen Danny? You'll know if u see him, he's got a stoner aesthetic.

Example 2) girl 1: I love this rick and morty shirt it's so edgy and cool, what do u think?

Girl 2: yea it's edgy, its got a stoner aesthetic.
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Stoner Head 

Waking up and feel really weird the day after a big smoke sesh, not high, just strange. You may feel light, and unable to focus, or you may feel that time is slow, and everything is a dream.
Bro, I smoked like a half ounce yesterday, and I'm rocking some Stoner Head right now.

Shiiiiit bro, sounds crazy.
Stoner Head by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

Stoner Douchebag

A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.

They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.

They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!

stoner dude

A male who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye
That stoner dude is hot af
stoner dude by Celly_belly July 30, 2021

Stoner Bagel 

A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.
"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
Stoner Bagel by rareherbs April 24, 2022

Stoner's Eyelash 

The stoner's eyelash is something a person may get after smoking marijuana or other substances from a bowl. When the face is too close to the bowl and the lighter starts to drift towards the face, causing the tips of the eyelashes to change color and become bristly.
Dude I was so high that I just drifted into the lighter and now my eyelash is all brown and crispy.

I hate Stoner's Eyelash

Stoner Burger 

a stoner burger is a mcdonald's double cheeseburger with the innards of a hot and spicy mcchicken inside it. don't use the buns from the mcchicken... it makes it too bready.
"what's for dinner?"
"i dunno.... let's just get some stoner burgers."
Stoner Burger by miyukichan September 27, 2009