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Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.
Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!
by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022
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Dank Stock

Hilarious and dank, they are pictures use the awkward Shutterstock pics as memes... Look it up!
Dude 1: oh man I just saw the most dank stock!
Dude 2: oh mayn! Send it to me!
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The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
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stock market

Another name for porn, when the stocks raise I raise 📈🤤
“Dog I was looking at the stock market so much last night it was insane 😩”

You know what they say, when the stocks raise I raise”
by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023
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facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017
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stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016
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Rock that stock

The act of a bull holler staying up for periods of days to get his trailer to the seller
Billy i wouldn’t be drinking if i was you you got to rock that stock
by Parnix11 June 18, 2018
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