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Stealth Pig

A person who attempts to appear as if they are refined or otherwise proper when they are in fact promiscuious or a sexually aggressive predator.
Don't trust John he may seem like a nice guy but he really is a stealth pig.
by Nitek July 16, 2011
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heavy stealth

Nobody can see you if there are no witnesses.
by SomeCaliGirl January 23, 2024
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Stealth-Lobster

A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..
Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"

Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"
by StealthLobster November 6, 2009
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Stealth Baby

A DND character who is used for stealth purposes. A particularly sneaky character who you want to hide and is good at hiding.
Friend: Ah.. Dang I forgot to hide my stealth baby
Me: Always remember to hide your stealth baby.
by Soulful_Gingee January 5, 2019
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Stealth Retirement

A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.

This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.

"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
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Cipher Stealth Server

High end stealth server for RGH/JTAG xbox 360s that allows online functionality on a modified system. xbNetwork can kiss my ass.
You gotta try out cipher stealth server man if you got an rgh.
by KaliRGH February 26, 2024
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Stealth hoe

A girl who has a relationship with at least one guy for every period she has (including missed ones), yet pretends not to be a hoe.
-Yo, gabby gives more head than a serial street whore, the hell is with this innocent shit?

- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!

-she sucked my dick too!
by Oliver closoff April 27, 2015
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