gas station money

the dirty ones and fives you receive back in change from the Arab or Mexican gas attendant

I went to get change back from the Arab gas attendant and he gave me all these dirty one and fives, fuckin' gas station money

by mbp4me November 23, 2013

gas station heroin

Tianeptine a drug, which is marketed to do everything from treat anxiety to help opioid addiction, is typically sold in gas stations under names like ZaZa, Tianna, and Red Dawn.

Enroute to your facility with a male patient who has taken "gas station heroin" and is currently in cardiac arrest.

by Ben Poopin September 3, 2022

Gas Station Corndog

A gas station offering consisting of a hot dog on a stick coated in corn bread batter and deep fried to perfection. What, you were thinking it was some horrendous sex act? You're a sick fuck, you know that?

Jordan tried to trade me a gas station corndog for my truck. At first I thought he wanted to do bad things to my penor, but it turns out he is just poor as fuck and offered a corn dog for my truck.

by Nsomniac June 15, 2016

station-wagon Sunday

The Sunday before college starts where parents drive their station wagons up to the college to help their kids move in and prepare for college life. Station wagons are the only car they can fit all their kid's stuff in.

Billy: Do there seem to be an exponentially high amount of station wagons parked around campus today?

John: Yeah man, where have you been? School starts tomorrow... it's station-wagon Sunday.

by CollegeKid89 January 10, 2010

Texas Gas Station

When you take peanut butter m&ms and pour them in your partners vaginal cavity, continue intercourse and crush the m&ms with your penis until your partner is ready to suck the peanut butter off your dick.

“Mmm I’m so full of peanut butter m&ms from that Texas Gas Station we just did.”

by Audgepodgebigodge July 13, 2020

Gas station sandwich

Noun, sex act. When out of desperation two men share an encounter with a drug addicted prostitute inside a gas station restroom.

After striking out at the club all night, Craig and Max decided to cut their losses and swing by Circle K for a gas station sandwich, before going home to their wives.

by Studmaster Nate June 5, 2022

Hoss Station 5

When you get matching thigh tattoos of Wild E Coyote and Roadrunner with yer old lady so that when you hit her from behind it looks like they're chasing one another.

Nathan: "I wish I'd thought about getting that Hoss Station 5 sooner. It's the best idea I've had since trying to hook up with some guys hoss."

by SuckingOnStameysStick March 19, 2023