Stanley Soper

the hottest guy with the fattest ass ever. he’s so hot and he has such a dump truck oh my god

“hey today i met stanley soper!” “did you like his fat ass?!”

by finnisfruity March 26, 2022

Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.

*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒

by divine 🤠 July 15, 2024

Stanley Cup

A cup.. Normally anyways. In a certain school its definition has been rewritten to be : A deadly weapon to be used to commit blunt force trauma on the skull.

This kid said he wanted to fight me. Little does he know, i've got a Stanley Cup in my backpack waiting on him.

by ndhoodquencher April 28, 2023

isla and stanley

isla and stanley is the definition for the coolest people on earth. they are the most long lasting couple ever and SHALL be getting married someday. i will make sure of it. isla and stanley are both cool amazinf and funny. and also isla has a huge wang.

person 1: “u ok?”
person 2: “yeah yeah i’m good. oh look it’s isla and stanley!!”
person 1: “oh my goooood they look so awesome!!!!!”
in unison: “woah look at islas huge dong!”

by fentabuser911 November 18, 2025

Stanley

Stanley (also known as Stanners) is a man who enjoys the works of Hidetaka Miyazaki and will INSIST that Dark Souls 2 is a good game. Stanley also has a brother who is an absolute shitposter. Other than that, he is a nice fellow with a good sense of humour, cares a lot about his friends and is overall a good laugh.

Barlothemew: Yo I heard that Stanley really likes Dark Souls 2?
Archibald: What! I HATE that game!

by Netcablr6169 January 12, 2023

Stanley Cup

A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.

I got a Stanley cup because I waited outside of Target since 1:30am.

by Pialinist January 25, 2024

Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.

I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.

by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018