squandrant

A term used to describe a person who is ignorant or moronic, often used as an insult towards people who either ask stupid things with obvious answers, or give stupid answers to obvious questions.

You can't just say that squandrant

by ExplodingTacos February 11, 2024

Squaggling

When you dip your genitals in PURPLE paint and pee on your partner during intercourse.

Guy 1: Do you want to try Squaggling?
Girl 1: Perchance.

by usingslang655 April 10, 2024

squanchmaxxing

Becoming a God and maxxing out ones abilities in the act of masturbation while hanging oneself.

Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"

Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.

by squidelish June 16, 2024

Squagmart

A slang term for “smegma” or “knob cheese
Also a local corner shop in Bristol, England.

“Yo, meet me and the gang outside Squagmart at 12.33”
“Bro you have so much squagmart it smells awful”

by Hawktuahberry February 6, 2025

Squantanious

Being squantaious is a privilege. If one is deemed squantanious thou hoists the highest level of sigmaitis ever known to be achieved.

"Wow you know who's not squantanious, Haiden"

by HaidenHater_911 February 10, 2026

squanizzle

someone who’s very quiet and on their phone, social loafing, not engaging

wow you’re being such a squanizzle right now

by illinoisapoliser July 25, 2025

Squank

Defined as: a “skank” but worse

*raging* What the hell do these squanks think they are doing?

by Insertdikjokehere June 8, 2025