are you shitting on my pancakes

that's what i exclaim when i dont believe what i just heard or saw

alexander: wow, that caitlynn girl is pretty pimp tight yo

god: are you shitting on my pancakes?! she's more than pimp tight that girl is straight thug, hoe!

alexander: heck yes!

by ghetto mama April 19, 2005

shitting on my face

To be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable

No way did that happen, are you shitting on my face?

by Nappies July 20, 2008

shirtless shitting

pretty self explanatory, but the act of shitting shirtless.

"Why's your shirt off?"

"Gotta go do some shirtless shitting"

by akalk May 6, 2008

thanks shitting

To cut a hole in the top of a frozen chicken/turkey before ramming it on to somones head followed by slowly pooring liquid excrement into the hole and allowing them to drown.

I totally did a thanks shitting on my next door neghbour last night!

by james petch June 22, 2010

pants shitting bass drop

a bass drop in a song, usually from the dubstep genre, that causes all in attendance to shit their pants.

bro #1: were you at that concert last night?! I heard there was a pants shitting bass drop
bro #2: yeah man! Borgore dropped the beat so hard that I shit myself multiple times!

by animaux January 2, 2012

fb shitting

Scrolling through the Facebook newsfeed while sitting on the toilet

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb shitting and come out.

by Madix85 June 1, 2018

shitting stars

The "white stars" that are visible when in a state of near blackout due to pushing too hard during the act of defacation shitting.

Dude, I was hoping that I would have a money shit however, those burritos clogged me up good and I saw "shitting stars" when I tried to dump.

by WebPhenom September 15, 2006