pancake spank

a spank on the ass, usually used for women.

hey judi, stop or ill give you a pancake spanking!

by issacman July 26, 2018

Spank Eye

A look of disbelief, often with a hint of sass.

I told him I was going to win at scrabble, but then he gave me the spank eye.

by SpankEyeCreator1 December 31, 2017

Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs

Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!

by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017

Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.

Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"

by TheDWare April 25, 2017

synchronized spank

When you synchronize masturbation with someone else

I did a synchronized spank with my buddy a few days back, it was awkward locking eyes but other than that it was pretty cool

by RandomCrackerZack June 14, 2017

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

rape spankings

The form of Raping someone then spanking them so hard they start to bleed.

After sex, one could give rape spankings to the other because they weren’t good in bed.

by Big ball sack 1234 May 4, 2018