spandexual

Adj. -meaning to look sexy in spandex.

That woman jogging was extremely spandexual

by D1eseldawg1 January 23, 2016

spanky love

Boston area comedic legend. The guy that always gets a laugh, no matter the circumstance. Lives in some other reality, probably not human.

That's some Spanky Love shit right there. The funeral was great. Even the Widow was cracking up!

by VeteranKnightOwl May 28, 2016

spastic jawline

A completely deformed jawline

shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline

by Jawlord January 30, 2017

spam community

there are lots of different groups of people in the spam community, some from fandoms like one direction or ariana grande. some are ex members of a fandom or game (animal jam, for example). usually friends from real life arent allowed on there

becky: im thinking of leaving the spam community
jessica: omg why
becky: it interferes with my daily life
jessica: aw i'll miss you

by neeeskam May 8, 2018

spatooni

It is used to express elation.
It's not just a word but an emotion.

Boss: You're getting promoted
Me: Spatooni! I'm so happy.

by TheSaneMain July 16, 2019

Spaghetti Test

Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.

Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.

by Pheecees December 14, 2021

sparfed

A synonym for zooted, but exclusively for weed.

When you're so fucking high out of your mind that you're on the floor cry-laughing at the dumbest shit, and eating a box full of stale oreos because they're so damn good.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EYEBROWS"
"Dude, you are so fucking sparfed right now."

by cryptidcrackshack August 29, 2022